Serious stuff guys, the humble and quintessential rural town of Gorseinon has been plagued in recent days by a serial groper! The culprit (the one in the yellow shirt pictured left), has been responsible for a series of gropings upon the unsuspecting population of the town. Among the list of traumatized victims is myself, I have never felt so violated in my life. Therefore, Captain Surprise is offering a cash reward for bringing the heinous criminal to justice. Only vigilante justice will suffice, a mob lynch is preferable. Photographic evidence will be needed. Goodnight and Good luck.
