Folly farmer

Hey guys, I happen to live next to a farm, a small one though and the inbred retard that runs the place can't keep control of his chickens. We've been plagued by escaped chickens that keep wandering into our garden and street and aggressively attack us when we approach them. Well, as you'd expect the worst happened and a fox killed one last night, after hearing the noise we managed to scare away the fox only to have a big black shaggy dog devour the dead chicken instead. Shit happens, but I suppose it's the circle of life. Anyway, I thought this might interest you, though I doubt it will. Keep me posted on that hunt for the yellow shirt man and on that note I think I'll end this blog. Goodnight and stay safe.